March 29, 2024

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Everyday Fashion

What’s an example of ridiculous men’s fashion you don’t like?

I happened across this Instagram post (well actually my husband did, and showed it to me. I don’t do ‘Insta.’ Bunch of narcissists. Anyhoo…)

Let’s laugh. We need it right now.

Post a picture of any ridiculous men’s fashion. Can anything beat this?

All pictures appreciated (except no GIFs! I hate GIFS.) But if you’re new and don’t have picture posting capability yet, tell us what menswear you think is stupid.

‘rickowensonline’… you’re an idiot. If I were you, I would not put my name to this. Pretty sure they would want to call this avant garde (meaning: new, unusual, or experimental), and the coat is very cool, but the rest is a hot mess.

Do a closeup on the fur pants. Were they going for yeti?
Do a closeup on the ‘fur’ pants. Were they going for yeti?

Here’s some more.

Let’s talk about jeans.

Me and Conan O’Brien hate skinny jeans on guys.
He’s making the point crystal clear here, with these jeggings.
As they say in ‘Apocalypse Now’: “The horror, the horror…”

Whats an example of ridiculous mens fashion you dont like?

I hated acid wash the first time it came around when I was a teenager in the 90s and this is no better. Burn them. I think this guy has a fixation with clouds.

Whats an example of ridiculous mens fashion you dont like?

No, no, no, no, no. Too skinny. You look like a girl, dude. Found this one searching “ways not to wear skinny jeans.”

Whats an example of ridiculous mens fashion you dont like?

ASOS, what are you thinking? Don’t do this to this poor man. In what world is this cool.

ASOS Super Skinny Jeans in Teal
‘ASOS Super Skinny Jeans in Teal’

And I happen to be fine with ripped jeans on either sex, I think they can look hot, but this is going waaay too far. Throw them out, man. They’re done. (You just really wanted to show off your muscles, didn’t you?) Look at how strategically ripped. I hate this amount of vanity. Doesn’t matter how hot you think you are, it’s a turn off.

Whats an example of ridiculous mens fashion you dont like?

Well, things have been worse…

We can see your kibbles and bits. But then that must be the point.

1970s. Is that a moose in your pants?
1970s. Is that a moose in your pants?
Jon Bon Jovi in his jorts. Wtf.
Jon Bon Jovi in his ‘jorts.’ Wtf.